| Alabama |
At Least We're not Mississippi |
| Alaska |
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! |
| Arizona |
But It's a Dry Heat |
| Arkansas |
Litterasy Ain't Everthing |
| California |
As Seen on TV |
| Colorado |
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
| Connecticut |
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With
Less Character |
| Delaware |
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our
Water |
| Florida |
Ask Us About Our Grandkids |
| Georgia |
We Put the "Fun" in
Fundamentalist Extremism |
| Hawaii |
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) |
| Idaho |
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good |
| Illinois |
Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
| Indiana |
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
| Iowa |
We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
| Kansas |
First Of The Rectangle States |
| Kentucky |
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
| Louisiana |
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Whackos...
That's Just Our Tourism Campaign |
| Maine |
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap
Lobster |
| Maryland |
A Thinking Man's Delaware |
| Massachusetts |
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most
Tax Brackets) |
| Michigan |
First Line of Defense From the Canadians |
| Minnesota |
"10,000 Lakes and
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes" |
| Mississippi |
Come Feel Better About Your Own State |
| Missouri |
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at
Work |
| Montana |
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies...
& Very Little Else |
| Nebraska |
Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
| Nevada |
Harlots and Poker! |
| New Hampshire |
Go Away and Leave Us Alone |
| New Jersey |
Ya Wanna ##$%##!in' Motto? I Got Yer
##$%##!in' Motto Right Here! |
| New Mexico |
Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
| New York |
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You
Have the Right to an Attorney... |
| North Carolina |
Tobacco is a Vegetable |
| North Dakota |
We Really are One of the 50 States! |
| Ohio |
We Wish We Were In Michigan |
| Oklahoma |
Like the Play, only No Singing |
| Oregon |
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner |
| Pennsylvania |
Cook With Coal |
| Rhode Island |
We're Not REALLY An Island |
| South Carolina |
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender |
| South Dakota |
Closer Than North Dakota |
| Tennessee |
The Educashun State |
| Texas |
Sì, Hablo Inglès (Yes, I speak English) |
| Utah |
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
| Vermont |
Yep |
| Virginia |
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix? |
| Washington |
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! |
| West Virginia |
One Big Happy Family—Really! |
| Wisconsin |
Eat Cheese or Die |
| Wyoming |
Wynot? |
